1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,240 Hey you guys, we have three of these 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:08,859 stupid stones, and by three I mean six. Let's find one more. 4 00:00:08,859 --> 00:00:13,880 Why do we think there's one more? Because there are seven exits. Isn't there technically eight exits? 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,780 We count the bullshit sundial hole. That makes nine. 6 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:24,839 You notice Flame begins and she goes and sits down and kind of leans up against the hedge and you continue talking 7 00:00:24,839 --> 00:00:27,679 there for a little while and then you look back and she's disappeared. 8 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:33,519 Told her not to wander off. Flint leans up against the hedge and falls through. 9 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:39,679 You emerge within sight of a circle at the foot of the tower. 10 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:47,079 You all begin to walk into the circle and as each of you steps into the circle, you are teleported into another room. 11 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:52,159 Look at these symbols. I like to sit. I like to sit a lot. I like to write upside down letters. 12 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:59,360 And I press the star. A few seconds pass and the white light comes and you enter another chamber 13 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:06,719 and it's clearly the workplace of a wizard. As you begin being pelted by sharp shards of ice, 14 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:14,159 as you look up you see five cult members standing from a high up balcony. 15 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:17,520 Ice to see you. Talk about a chilly reception. 16 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:29,119 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Amy More. 17 00:01:29,119 --> 00:01:35,759 I have a foot cramp and I play Thea Amastasia. Also with me Carla Johnson. 18 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:42,879 I have a dog with me. No foot cramp. And I play new Laura Moonbrook. 19 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:50,879 And finally Tom Laird. I am dog free, no foot cramp, although my back's a little tight. 20 00:01:50,879 --> 00:01:56,799 And I play Flynn Firebeard. This is a good rundown of things happening and ailments. 21 00:01:57,439 --> 00:02:03,439 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. This is what it's going to be like in 50 years guys. 22 00:02:03,439 --> 00:02:07,919 Next time we're going to list our medications. I'm on the Zantac. 23 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,360 Oh, excellent. That's a fun one. 24 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,159 No, I don't even know. 25 00:02:14,159 --> 00:02:15,920 Cialis, are you looking for Cialis? 26 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,680 Oh, Cialis, there you go. 27 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,199 That's boner medication. That's for boners. 28 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,920 The most important medication. 29 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:32,000 All right, so in 2068, tweet us which boner medication you're on. 30 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,000 Oh, there's going to be so many by that time. 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,480 Everyone will just have robot boners, I think. 32 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,000 Oh, that's even better. 33 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,039 That's going to be really awkward when you get that, like when it, you know, 34 00:02:41,039 --> 00:02:42,799 when the machines take over. 35 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:46,799 They are taking over. 36 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:52,879 It'll just be like, and you'll know what's happening because you'll hear, 37 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,839 you can hear the boner because obviously it's not going to be silent. 38 00:02:56,399 --> 00:02:57,359 Somebody stop me. 39 00:02:58,959 --> 00:02:59,919 Oh, God. OK. 40 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:03,599 And that wasn't like a mask, like somebody stop me. 41 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:05,679 That was a legitimate cry for help. 42 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,360 So this is the perfect time to remind you that we're on Patreon. 43 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,000 When you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to us, 44 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,760 like our lucky patron today. 45 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,800 Dedicated to us? That's very, very kind of us. 46 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,960 Is this one just for us? 47 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,400 It's nice of the patrons to dedicate episodes to us. 48 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,600 Somebody else say it, because I don't think I just said it wrong. 49 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,840 No, you 100% did. 50 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,400 I mean, you're going to change it in the edit process, 51 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,600 so we'll all look like bullies, but to be fair, 52 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:37,919 we're still bullying you a little bit, but based on what you actually said. 53 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:44,959 You know, when you're a patron, you get an episode from us dedicated to you. 54 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,879 That's what I meant to say. 55 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:50,079 And today's episode is dedicated to Kyle Grichow. 56 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:57,120 Kyle, you get all this row boner dog barking. 57 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,439 Paisley thinks you're great, too. 58 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,840 Paisley's on Team Kyle. 59 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,840 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 60 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,120 You can go give it a check and see if it's for you. 61 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:12,240 Because there's fun stuff, like whole other storylines and character sheets, 62 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,960 and you get to see our dumb faces once a month. 63 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,879 Oh, also, if it's not for you, 64 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:20,720 we will literally just change everything about ourselves to make it just for you. 65 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,600 I mean, we hadn't talked about that before, but I don't see why not. 66 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,199 We've been making small changes here and there. 67 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,199 I wouldn't say it's been an entire overhaul, 68 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:33,360 but, you know, we're tweaking it to make it a good community 69 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,879 that everybody wants to be part of. 70 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:38,959 Oh, he's got a real high real high little defensive there, Russ. 71 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,360 No, I don't think so. 72 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:41,839 I don't know. 73 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:42,639 Bring it down an octave. 74 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:45,360 Don't be stuck. 75 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,319 He's stuck up there now. 76 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:52,480 So you found yourself out of the maze. 77 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,599 It doesn't seem as like scary provoking anymore. 78 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,159 That's fair. 79 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,439 Yeah, they're going to murder you. 80 00:04:57,439 --> 00:04:58,480 All of you. 81 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:00,319 Now that's creepy. 82 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:01,519 Then it got scary again. 83 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:03,199 You turned it back around. 84 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,000 Bringing it back. 85 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:04,959 Fuck it. 86 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:05,920 Let's play D&D. 87 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:10,000 Everybody remember what happened last time? 88 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:10,800 Shit. 89 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,079 There was a there was something we needed to solve 90 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:19,519 and we actually kind of started to figure it out in one episode, you guys. 91 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:20,639 Yeah, the elevator. 92 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,959 It was pretty monumental. 93 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,240 It was crazy. 94 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:24,959 It was crazy. 95 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,279 Yeah, you guys did good. 96 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,680 Russ thought it was going to take six to 10 episodes, 97 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,720 but it didn't. 98 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,439 But it didn't. 99 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:33,040 I mean, we've been in here for eight. 100 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:34,720 So many. 101 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,480 Okay, well, let's just stay positive. 102 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,120 Yeah. 103 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,079 So yeah, you figured out the buttons. 104 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:42,240 Some wizards are snowballing us now. 105 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,280 And now you're being snowballed in an observatory. 106 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:46,879 A literal snowball. 107 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:47,519 Yeah. 108 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:50,800 And you had just entered this apparent observatory, 109 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,360 judging by the fact that there was a massive telescope there 110 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:57,759 and tomes and scrolls laying out various astrological phenomenon 111 00:05:57,759 --> 00:06:02,159 when suddenly the room was filled with an unexpected ice storm. 112 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,519 Seems weird. 113 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:07,360 You're being bludgeoned by sleet and hailstones. 114 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:12,800 As you squint through the haze, you see four figures standing on a tucked away balcony. 115 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,680 The most intimidating figure dressed in hooded black robes with leather armor 116 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:22,000 wields a tall wooden staff with a red gem seated atop. 117 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,639 He calls down to your group and he says, 118 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:27,439 Surprised to see you made it this far. 119 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:33,680 I was so hoping I could tell Severin that you were stuck in Xantho's Maze for an eternity. 120 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:39,120 Now, well, I shall deliver you and the traitorous Iskender to him myself. 121 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,120 And as he finishes his speech, the ice storm takes a final swirl, 122 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:53,279 dealing a bunch of health, eight healing, 13 bludgeoning damage and 10 cold damage, 123 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,320 which if you're immune to cold, you don't take the cold damage. 124 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:01,040 And if you got halfsies, takey backsies, halfsies, you take half of that. 125 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,160 So is how much damage? 126 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,360 So the base value is 13 bludgeoning, 10 cold. 127 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,040 Do with it what you will. 128 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,640 10 bludgeoning, 10 cold. 129 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,200 Gotcha. 130 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:17,680 Clearing your eyes, you see the four cultists begin to float down to the ground. 131 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,280 Two of them, the apparent leader and another, 132 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,440 begin disappearing from sight before their feet touch the observatory floor. 133 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,240 Everybody make a perception check. 134 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,560 I'm going to roll with my blue dice. 135 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,720 Nope, right off the top. 136 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,640 I've never seen blue dice before. 137 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,240 Flammikin's got a one. 138 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,080 Wow, is Flammikin's like blind now? 139 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,240 Yeah, she had a lot of ice in her eyes. 140 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,840 Spludgeoned in the eyes. 141 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,840 Sorry, perception? 142 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,200 You betcha. 143 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,800 I only got a 10. 144 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,920 I got a 16. 145 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,880 I got a 21. 146 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,640 Oh, that's much better than mine. 147 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,840 As these people are floating to the ground, 148 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,080 then just before the two of them disappear completely, 149 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:03,200 you see the glint of a white Glimering hourglass hanging from the leader's belt. 150 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,120 And then he vanishes. 151 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,320 Roll for initiative. 152 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,160 21. 153 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:10,880 Um, three? 154 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:12,160 17. 155 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,040 What's three? 156 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:13,680 21. 157 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:15,680 I rolled a two. 158 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,960 I got to roll for Thaddeus too. 159 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,000 Thaddeus had a 14. 160 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Okay, Nularaaaa, you are up first. 161 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,480 And the room is 50 by 50 in diameter. 162 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,079 There's a telescope right in the middle, 163 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:30,240 which is about 20 feet by 20 feet, 164 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,240 extending up to the open ceiling. 165 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,279 Tables along the outer of the room that are covered in books 166 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:38,799 and hailstones that line the perimeter and the floor, 167 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:40,559 creating difficult terrain. 168 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,440 Unless you're a winter wolf, I'm sure. 169 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,840 Unless you're a winter wolf, I'm sure. 170 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,840 Probably rangers are good too. 171 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:53,360 What if you're a ranger whose favored terrain is in some sort of observatory? 172 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,280 Libraries covered in hail. 173 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,160 Libraries covered in snowstorms. 174 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:03,040 And you are along a southern edge of the room. 175 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,600 The fellows who just floated down to the ground, 176 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,200 they are on a westerly edge of the room. 177 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,320 You just came down from a balcony so that you see two of them. 178 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,600 Two of them disappeared. 179 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,200 Uh, okay. 180 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,720 How far away are they from me? 181 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,800 They are... 182 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,920 So calm and cool. 183 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,600 This is why we call her Cool Hand Lucy. 184 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,720 25 feet. 185 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:27,279 Cool Hand Lucy. 186 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:28,240 That's me. 187 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh, Cool Hand Lucy. 188 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:31,840 Uh, okay. 189 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,480 Well, I'm gonna just go try and stab one 190 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,159 because that's what I've got. 191 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,120 Uh, wait, I have other things. 192 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:39,759 Let me see. 193 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,759 Let me try and do another thing too. 194 00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:43,200 Sure, you do you. 195 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,440 You know, other things. 196 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:47,040 Other things. 197 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,440 That I can also do. 198 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,639 I wonder if you lit your flaming sword 199 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,560 and like held it by your feet as you walked, 200 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,879 if it would make it not difficult terrain for you. 201 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,560 Yeah, do that. 202 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,519 Uh, okay. 203 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:06,800 As a bonus action, I am going to cast Hail of Thorns. 204 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,000 Yeah, you're using spells. 205 00:10:10,639 --> 00:10:13,680 If I hit someone, something's gonna happen. 206 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,180 Sweet. 207 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,900 Let's see if I can hit them first though. 208 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:18,040 Shall we? 209 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,460 We shall. 210 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:20,580 Hit them where it hurts. 211 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:20,900 Okay. 212 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,780 Hit them up style. 213 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,940 Like pretty much anywhere, like with a sword though. 214 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:24,580 Yeah. 215 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:24,900 Yeah. 216 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:25,780 I didn't hear. 217 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:29,460 Was Russ, did Russ seem game for this, like melting the ice? 218 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,020 Uh, while walking? 219 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:33,860 No. 220 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,420 Okay, well then I'm not gonna use that sword 221 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,340 because Dragon Slayer is better. 222 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,180 Fine Russ, that was like my one good idea. 223 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,180 Because it's difficult terrain, does that, 224 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:42,820 what does that mean? 225 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:43,940 I'm half speed? 226 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:44,580 Half speed. 227 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:46,580 Yeah, so I can't even get to those boners yet. 228 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,180 That's all they are to you, isn't it? 229 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:56,500 I'm gonna walk towards those boners and then I'm gonna, I guess. 230 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,540 Please stop saying boners. 231 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,020 That's what I'm calling them now. 232 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:00,740 I mean, since the beginning, 233 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:03,380 we've been talking about robot boners and now these boners. 234 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:06,100 Who dare said more dick jokes? 235 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,380 Who was that asshole? 236 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,020 That is true. 237 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,220 Somebody wanted more dick jokes. 238 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,220 It was an anonymous survey, okay? 239 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:11,860 Anonymous. 240 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,139 I'm gonna try and hit a boner. 241 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:22,100 I'm gonna try and hit one of them with my crossbow because. 242 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,220 And is he gonna fall back 243 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,980 and then just come back like a weird clown? 244 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,139 I'm like, oh. 245 00:11:27,139 --> 00:11:30,100 Well, those wacky inflatable arm tube guys. 246 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:35,220 Yeah, it's probably not going to work because it's only a 12. 247 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,340 Does not hit. 248 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:36,820 Damn. 249 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,460 Okay, well, I'm gonna try again then. 250 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:39,779 Okay. 251 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,860 That one is better. 252 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,139 That is a 23. 253 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,220 23 is better. 254 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:51,620 The first one just ricochets off of what you presume is armor underneath his robes, 255 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,699 but the second one strikes wherever you want it to. 256 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:59,220 Okay, so that is going to be four damage. 257 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,620 That's why this isn't my main weapon, people. 258 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,699 You could have done your hail of thorns thing too. 259 00:12:03,699 --> 00:12:05,459 Well, I do that as well. 260 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:06,899 Stop bossing me around. 261 00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:09,459 Yeah, Russ, she was getting to that. 262 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,980 Give the woman a moment. 263 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:15,379 Next time you hit a creature before the spell and blah, blah, blah, 264 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:20,180 spell creates a rain of thorns that sprouts from your weapon. 265 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,420 In addition to the normal effect of the attack, 266 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,379 the target and each creature within five feet of it 267 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,700 must make a dexterity saving throw. 268 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,980 Target and each creature within five feet of it? 269 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:31,379 Yeah. 270 00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:33,620 Which is the other cultist? 271 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,340 Nope. 272 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:34,840 Okay. 273 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:41,240 One, sorry, one is going to be a nine, the one that you hit. 274 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:41,960 Okay. 275 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,600 And an invisible one is 15. 276 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,000 Oh, okay, great. 277 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,519 Invisibility. 278 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,280 Look at your spell save DC. 279 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,240 That's what they have to beat. 280 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,280 Thank you. 281 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,720 You're welcome. 282 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,720 That was what I was looking for. 283 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,200 That is a 15. 284 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,240 One gets four more damage. 285 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,320 Uh, and the other gets two damage. 286 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,519 My boy Donnie is going to try to recharge his breath weapon. 287 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,440 He didn't do it. 288 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,720 He didn't do it, but that's okay. 289 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,480 He's going to try and take a bite. 290 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,440 That is a 15. 291 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,680 15 will hit, yes. 292 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,840 So he flies over to the same one you hit, sorry. 293 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:27,320 Uh, yes, the one that I hit more. 294 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:28,620 Yeah. 295 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:31,980 I mean, you don't technically know that you hit the other one. 296 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:32,539 Right. 297 00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:33,179 That's true. 298 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,379 He's still, he didn't go, damn it. 299 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:35,740 You just feel good about it. 300 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,299 Yeah. 301 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,820 You would be like, uh. 302 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,940 Hey, I thought we were invisible here. 303 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:48,060 So that's eight damage and then he recharged, guys. 304 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,259 He recharged. 305 00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:53,419 Remember that he has a fire breath weapon. 306 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:57,659 So that's going to clear some shit up for us and it's going to be great. 307 00:13:57,659 --> 00:14:00,059 He's just going to go around melting hailstones. 308 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:04,379 Well, but here's the thing, my dude. 309 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,059 It's a 15 foot cone. 310 00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,860 I am still more than 15 feet away from that guy. 311 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,579 He is right beside that guy because he just bit him. 312 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,339 So it is going to clear the ice between me and that dude. 313 00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:17,579 Because he's just good like that. 314 00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:24,779 And you need to do a dex save. 315 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:26,939 So 15 foot, oh yeah, it spreads out. 316 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:33,420 So you're going to hit the two that you can see and then another one will take some damage. 317 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,940 Unless, oh sorry, there's a saving throw, yes? 318 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,180 Yeah. 319 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:37,980 Dexterity. 320 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:38,940 Dex, yeah. 321 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:39,580 13. 322 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,780 17, a 17, and. 323 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,860 They are a dexterous boners. 324 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:46,940 Nine. 325 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:52,460 Okay, 24 and half that to the other guys. 326 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,260 Yeah. 327 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,700 Okay, so. 328 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,780 That's so much better than his old like 1d4 bite. 329 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,700 Yeah, totally. 330 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,900 Did I paralyze him? 331 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,780 No, okay. 332 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,500 So Donnie lets forth his flame breath. 333 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:13,500 And chars the first one that you had originally hit with your bow. 334 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:19,340 He's up in flames running around screaming in pain and falls to the ground. 335 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,740 You notice that the hailstones have begun to melt. 336 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:28,539 The other one that you can see, also a light, but not deceased. 337 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:34,220 And a humanoid becomes visible. 338 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:38,620 The outline of him becomes visible due to the fact that his clothes are on fire now. 339 00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:40,060 That'll do it. 340 00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:42,779 It's the one that's dead's turn. 341 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:44,700 So he's dead. 342 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,019 Excellent. 343 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:45,580 He dies. 344 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,060 Yeah. 345 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:46,539 Oh wow. 346 00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:47,259 What a good turn. 347 00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:48,460 Middle end turn, dead. 348 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:53,740 You, however, feel some pain, maybe. 349 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,780 Like emotional pain from killing someone? 350 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,460 Because that doesn't seem right. 351 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,860 It's any time it's real tough. 352 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,220 I mean, have we seen enemies be like burned to death before? 353 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,660 That might take a toll on you. 354 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:09,740 I'm pretty sure Amy once burned someone alive in their metal armor. 355 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,460 So I don't see how this would bother us at all. 356 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,900 I stand corrected. 357 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,060 Where does everybody else want to be in this room? 358 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,420 Either say north or south. 359 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,940 I imagine I would have like branched out to the south. 360 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:28,860 I think I just held my ground at the entrance of wherever like near the elevator. 361 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,060 We'll see if that is. 362 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,820 Elevator Lyftamatron. 363 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:44,220 Okay, so Thea, New Laura, and Flint, you see erupt from a point where there doesn't seem 364 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,899 to be anything or anyone. 365 00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:53,820 A huge blast of cold air erupts and begins swirling towards you in a 60-foot cone. 366 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,139 You must make a constitution saving throw. 367 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,620 Oh, that's one of my good ones. 368 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:01,660 Even if it's coldness, do I have to make one? 369 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,420 It is cold damage, so you will. 370 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,140 You're fine. 371 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:07,819 You're fine. 372 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,500 He hates that I turned into a winter wolf. 373 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:12,539 Well, just for this occasion, because I was like, oh, cold. 374 00:17:12,539 --> 00:17:14,379 Nobody can stop against cold. 375 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:19,180 And plus every other time he's been like, you need to change into a winter wolf more. 376 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:25,099 Well, and I chose it, too, because like goddamn like wolf shit and like 377 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,099 my little wolf dude up there. 378 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,139 Also running out of hit points. 379 00:17:30,139 --> 00:17:31,659 Numbers over there, what did you say? 380 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:32,379 19. 381 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:32,879 12. 382 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,379 Okay, so 19, you're going to take half damage. 383 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,700 12, you're going to take full damage. 384 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,140 Bye. 385 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,700 Which it's going to be eight D eights. 386 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,740 Holy fuck. 387 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,819 Forty six. 388 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:47,819 Oh, my God. 389 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,620 Four D six? 390 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:54,059 Four D, four and then a six. 391 00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:56,700 Four tens and six ones, is that what you're telling me? 392 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:57,900 Yeah. 393 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,380 And I mean, this is magical, right? 394 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,819 This is magical cold, so. 395 00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:03,900 I mean, yeah. 396 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:08,620 Wait, can you you can't like pick cold as one of your like? 397 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,740 Immunities. 398 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,860 Ah, too bad. 399 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:11,360 Yeah. 400 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,740 Did you just clap for yourself? 401 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,540 Yeah, that was a good hit. 402 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:17,740 Good hit. 403 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,380 Yeah, it was. 404 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,060 Anyone else hating Russ right now? 405 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,060 Guys giving himself accolades like. 406 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,300 Laura's not feeling so good, guys. 407 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,900 Okay, Flint, you're. 408 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,740 Okay, so we got that going on. 409 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:38,140 So there's one visible that's been hit, one that's 410 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,820 outlined, that's on fire. 411 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:44,060 He's like he's patting himself out so you can see like where he is. 412 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:48,940 And then you hear muttering like, yeah, you saw kind of where the point of, 413 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,740 you know, starting of this cold blast came from. 414 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,060 Sure. 415 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:55,820 Yeah, but aside from that, you don't see a physical person. 416 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,420 And the the hill stones, aside from the path that Donnie lit up, 417 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,700 are beginning to melt and there is no more difficult terrain. 418 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,500 Okay, so then everybody's essentially within range. 419 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:05,820 Yes. 420 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:12,379 Okay, yeah, I'm going to run forward and slash at the guy that's on fire, 421 00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:17,019 that's invisible, that he was patting himself to try and like get rid of those flames. 422 00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:17,659 Yep. 423 00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:18,939 Give me that good roll. 424 00:19:18,939 --> 00:19:24,139 That is a twenty seven. 425 00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:26,220 It's a pretty good roll. 426 00:19:27,579 --> 00:19:28,139 Oh, sorry. 427 00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:28,700 Twenty nine. 428 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,579 It's a twenty nine. 429 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,019 That's even better. 430 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:32,059 You hit him. 431 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:35,419 So just tell me how you kill him unless you roll really low. 432 00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:38,059 Okay, well, I better roll something. 433 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:42,460 Just make sure that is a nine. 434 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:44,619 Is that going to do it? 435 00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:45,659 Is that low enough? 436 00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:45,899 Yeah. 437 00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:47,500 Tell me how you kill this guy. 438 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,819 I see him like frantically trying to pat himself out while he's on fire. 439 00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:55,659 And I aim for just what I think should be his head region 440 00:19:55,659 --> 00:20:00,779 and just like step into a big overhand like chop like I'm chopping a log. 441 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:02,700 Just go right down on it. 442 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,940 Clearly see like a spiraled flame up where there should be a hood 443 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:12,059 and it just lights the way for you as you split this guy who still remains invisible. 444 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,460 But you can tell that there's going to be some some blood and guts and stuff 445 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,779 when he when he gets not invisible. 446 00:20:18,779 --> 00:20:21,740 I mean, I would think he would turn not invisible once he's dead. 447 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,900 Unless he didn't cast the spell. 448 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,460 So you got another six fight fighting things there. 449 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,620 I still have a couple more. 450 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:35,740 That other guy that's not invisible should be near enough for me to just like spin and attack them. 451 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,260 Yeah, they're with they're within. 452 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:40,860 Yeah, they're within good range because they were all lit up by the same thing. 453 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:46,780 OK, so when I managed to pull my axe out of the one dude's head, 454 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:53,020 I just continue on with that motion and spin and chop into the dude that's next to me. 455 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,060 Hey, that's the same role. 456 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,020 Another twenty nine. 457 00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:58,380 That's a full damage of ten plus seven. 458 00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,740 So that's seventeen. 459 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:05,099 So off the cleaving of the first one, you backhand this other one. 460 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,980 And he kind of he doesn't see it coming. 461 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,099 It's coming so fast. 462 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,180 Well, that's the thing with my axes. 463 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,140 You never see it coming. 464 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,940 No. And he like turns and sees it just in time. 465 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:19,579 So he's got this surprise look on his face as you kill him. 466 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:20,859 Sure. Yeah. 467 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,620 His name was Harold. 468 00:21:23,339 --> 00:21:24,220 He had a family. 469 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,579 Then maybe he should have tried to murder us. 470 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,579 Just throw it out there. 471 00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:31,339 We're reasonable people. 472 00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:32,460 He could have talked to us. 473 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,259 It's fine. 474 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:33,759 Could have. 475 00:21:35,019 --> 00:21:39,900 And I'm going to because I don't think I'm close enough to the other guy, correct? 476 00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:45,019 Well, the point of origin of the call where you think where I think he was. 477 00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:46,380 You are probably not. 478 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,180 You don't have enough movement to get to that spot yet. 479 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:53,500 OK, well, I'm going to kind of drop down on one knee 480 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,940 and throw my Dwarven thrower towards that general area. 481 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,259 That's fun. 482 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,500 Do I need am I just rolling an attack roll or do you want something specific? 483 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,140 Roll an attack roll with disadvantage. 484 00:22:06,779 --> 00:22:07,340 Oh, OK. 485 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,140 Because you can't see it. 486 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,019 Because you can't see it. 487 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:10,539 Seems reasonable. 488 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:15,259 So the first one is 13 and 9, so that's 22. 489 00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:17,500 Other one is 11 and 9, so that's 20. 490 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,220 I mean, that's going to hit. 491 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,019 Yeah. 492 00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:21,740 Dwarven thrower. 493 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,180 Don't be all sad about it, Russ. 494 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,900 You just gave me like 45 points of damage. 495 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,540 You're still having a good mean DM game. 496 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,100 Don't worry. 497 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,580 You're so bad ass, honey. 498 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:35,420 Russ is going to go to his calendar that just says mean DM games 499 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,740 and put a little check mark on today was a win. 500 00:22:41,019 --> 00:22:42,620 OK, I guess I better roll some damage then. 501 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,259 You better. 502 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,180 Where's my D8? 503 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:45,740 There we go. 504 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:51,019 That is four plus two plus three. 505 00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:53,580 So that is nine damage. 506 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:57,500 You hear it as your hammer hits. 507 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:02,539 But the fellow who you hit still remains invisible. 508 00:23:04,059 --> 00:23:06,859 Now, should I really stick it to Amy and take my action surge 509 00:23:06,859 --> 00:23:08,299 and have another turn? 510 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,259 You can. 511 00:23:09,259 --> 00:23:10,220 I don't mind. 512 00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:11,659 It's OK. 513 00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:14,059 No, that's all right. 514 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,259 That will be the end of my turn. 515 00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:17,500 OK, Thaddeus's turn then. 516 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,139 All right. 517 00:23:18,139 --> 00:23:23,419 So Thaddeus is going to throw a fire bolt into that same location. 518 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:28,620 Where my hammer just hit just just because there's a large telescope 519 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,340 in the middle of the room. 520 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,500 And Thaddeus we placed on the other side of the room. 521 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,620 I'm going to say he probably didn't see exactly where it was. 522 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,940 So if he's going to do that, I mean, he can. 523 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:42,140 But still, there's going to be either advantage for the guy or disadvantage. 524 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,460 So I'm going to say he probably didn't see where it originated, though. 525 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:48,140 I will roll with this advantage. 526 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,500 I suppose that seems fair. 527 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,700 What is his there? 528 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,460 Is that a attack spell bonus? 529 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:58,380 Much like Carla, I never know where the things are on the spell sheet. 530 00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,500 That's what Amy's here for. 531 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,700 She can give you a hot tip. 532 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,100 Oh, man. 533 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:01,580 It's true. 534 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:04,220 One was so good and one was not so good. 535 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:05,900 So the 18 is not going to work. 536 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,580 Let's do 14. 537 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,580 14 does not hit. 538 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:14,299 Flamikins Kins is up and she's like, what are you guys throwing shit at? 539 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,779 I don't see anything. 540 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,259 She's going to ready her crossbow if somebody 541 00:24:22,059 --> 00:24:23,019 shows up. 542 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:24,940 That guy's dead. 543 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,140 Thea, your turn. 544 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:26,859 What? 545 00:24:26,859 --> 00:24:27,359 Yeah. 546 00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:33,660 OK, where I am, did I see the eruption of the OK. 547 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:34,059 You did. 548 00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:37,420 And you saw Flint's thing connect, his hammer connect. 549 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:38,140 OK. 550 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:39,660 So you know about where. 551 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,379 Then I'm going to run up and bite him. 552 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,339 Forgot for a second you were a wolf. 553 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:47,339 Like, oh, that's an interesting tactic. 554 00:24:48,139 --> 00:24:53,339 Oh, with disadvantage. 555 00:24:53,339 --> 00:24:54,299 Did you roll the blue one? 556 00:24:54,299 --> 00:24:55,339 You're supposed to roll the blue one. 557 00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:56,539 I didn't roll the blue one. 558 00:24:56,539 --> 00:24:57,339 I'm going to roll the blue one. 559 00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:57,899 You could still roll. 560 00:24:57,899 --> 00:24:59,099 Let her roll the blue one, Russ. 561 00:25:02,059 --> 00:25:03,179 She rolled a three and a four. 562 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:04,779 No, I didn't. 563 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,459 I rolled a nine and a four. 564 00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:07,659 Oh, it looked like a three. 565 00:25:07,659 --> 00:25:08,699 No, it's a nine. 566 00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:09,899 So what's your what's your plus? 567 00:25:10,539 --> 00:25:11,039 15. 568 00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:13,500 Oh, no disadvantage. 569 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,299 So you get the four. 570 00:25:14,299 --> 00:25:15,659 Oh, I have to use the four. 571 00:25:15,659 --> 00:25:16,859 OK, then. 572 00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:21,500 So you run over and bite wildly into the air and don't connect with anything. 573 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,380 Nulara, you're up. 574 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:25,740 All that waiting. 575 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,180 He's very intimidated. 576 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,900 Is he scared? 577 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,620 He's very scared. 578 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:31,980 Is he helping away from me? 579 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:34,540 It's a very big wolf that just came and chomped at him. 580 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:36,060 Yeah, he doesn't. 581 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,500 It's OK. 582 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,220 It's all right, Carly. 583 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,340 You don't need to make me feel better. 584 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:43,340 How far away am I from the sponer? 585 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:45,580 I'm going to keep going. 586 00:25:46,299 --> 00:25:49,099 From the I'm just about to drink my beer. 587 00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:52,220 OK, so here's here's the you saw where the cold came out. 588 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:59,179 You saw where Flint's thing connected, but you also saw the go run to the same spot 589 00:25:59,179 --> 00:26:00,379 and not hit. 590 00:26:00,379 --> 00:26:03,500 So you don't want to say you probably don't know exactly where he is, 591 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:07,980 but you are about 15 feet from the original location. 592 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:11,899 Twenty twenty feet from the original location because you didn't really move on your last 593 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,060 turn. 594 00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:18,620 Well, I guess I'm just going to run over and just fucking stab because why wouldn't I do 595 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:19,180 that? 596 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,660 Why wouldn't I just go over and try and stab? 597 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,460 I mean, I saw it. 598 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:23,900 I don't know. 599 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:29,980 I guess I'll like triangulate between where Thea just bit and other things were happening. 600 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:30,300 Sure. 601 00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:36,460 Maybe see where the the hammer is on the ground and like go for the hammer flies 602 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:41,580 back to me, but you would have seen where Thaddeus through that bolt 603 00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:42,779 and it missed. 604 00:26:42,779 --> 00:26:43,819 So yeah, yeah. 605 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:47,419 So I'm going to use all of that information to try and try and do something 606 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:48,220 into the tank. 607 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:49,500 Beautiful mind style. 608 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,059 Exactly. 609 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:51,740 The mind palace. 610 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:52,619 Sherlock. 611 00:26:52,619 --> 00:26:53,259 Exactly. 612 00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:55,819 I was going to say you're stepping it all out. 613 00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:58,539 So do I do disadvantage with disadvantage? 614 00:26:58,539 --> 00:27:02,539 OK, so that was 18 and that was 10. 615 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,579 So I guess that's a 10, but it's OK, guys. 616 00:27:05,579 --> 00:27:07,259 I have another turn so I can just wait. 617 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,699 That's with your bonuses and stuff. 618 00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:09,500 Yeah. 619 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,980 So I rolled a two. 620 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:14,059 Yeah, I was going to say, because you have such high bonuses. 621 00:27:14,059 --> 00:27:15,980 You got some good rolls going on today, guys. 622 00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:20,220 Your first swing does go wide and you don't feel like you connect with anything. 623 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:25,180 I'm going to move slightly in a different direction and try again. 624 00:27:25,819 --> 00:27:26,539 Sure. 625 00:27:26,539 --> 00:27:28,460 That is a 21 or. 626 00:27:31,579 --> 00:27:32,380 Ten. 627 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,099 Fucking two. 628 00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,900 I'm getting rid of this d20. 629 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,259 Out of everybody's. 630 00:27:37,259 --> 00:27:39,500 I'm going to get a different d20. 631 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,379 Tom has an air bubble where he gets all high numbers. 632 00:27:42,379 --> 00:27:44,619 Amy's has a bubble where she gets all low numbers. 633 00:27:45,339 --> 00:27:46,940 Kyle's literally right in the middle. 634 00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:48,779 Yeah, I rolled a five when I had disadvantage. 635 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:52,460 OK, so that goes wide as well. 636 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,420 Do you stay where you are? 637 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:54,379 Do you continue moving? 638 00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:56,940 I'm going to move because. 639 00:27:57,819 --> 00:28:01,579 Maybe just to get like out of the way if he does another one of those like big cone attacks. 640 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:05,579 And because Donnie would like to try and take one of those big cone attacks. 641 00:28:05,579 --> 00:28:09,659 But I think my girl Thea is still just chilling there as a wolf. 642 00:28:09,659 --> 00:28:10,539 Yeah, kind of. 643 00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:13,819 So that might that might not happen. 644 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,419 But let's see. 645 00:28:15,419 --> 00:28:17,819 I think Donnie is just going to have to. 646 00:28:17,819 --> 00:28:18,699 Well, let's do this. 647 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:20,859 OK, he did recharge. 648 00:28:20,859 --> 00:28:28,460 So he is going to ready his fire breath for a time when he can see the dude. 649 00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:35,900 And his his bestie isn't standing directly beside the dude. 650 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,940 OK, so it's the dude's turn. 651 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,500 And calling him the dude. 652 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,940 We're making him sound way cooler. 653 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,900 Yeah, I call him. 654 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900 But what if he's the guy from the big Lebowski? 655 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:46,380 Exactly. 656 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,539 That's why he's a boner, not the dude. 657 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:50,380 Gotcha. 658 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:53,900 He becomes visible again and you can see him mixing a white Russian. 659 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:58,860 Talking about how a rug really pulls the room together. 660 00:28:58,860 --> 00:28:59,900 Really does. 661 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:07,420 So about 15 feet from where Thea and New Laura are centered, he becomes visible, 662 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:12,140 which triggers Flammiken's crossbow, which she rolled low. 663 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:13,259 So she's not going to hit. 664 00:29:13,259 --> 00:29:15,660 So she fires and just misses. 665 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:18,060 But Donnie also gets his fire breath. 666 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:21,259 OK, so he gets to do a dex save. 667 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,460 OK, that's going to be a 15. 668 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:31,339 OK, so he'll get half of 26 plus 7 is 33. 669 00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:33,579 So he'll get half of 33. 670 00:29:33,579 --> 00:29:34,079 16. 671 00:29:34,779 --> 00:29:40,299 So the crossbow bolt goes wide and then Donnie lets loose his fire breath. 672 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:42,859 He manages to get out of the way of the bulk of it. 673 00:29:42,859 --> 00:29:48,299 And then you see him vanish and then reappear up on top of the balcony. 674 00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:56,139 And he begins a low chant and a fireball begins to form in his hands 675 00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:59,500 that he releases down towards Donnie, New Laura and Thea. 676 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,619 But that fireball is like one of those super slow fireballs. 677 00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:04,299 So it takes like three turns to get there. 678 00:30:04,299 --> 00:30:05,579 No, it's an action. 679 00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:12,059 So a bright streak flashes from his hand a 20 foot radius sphere. 680 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:13,019 Oh my God. 681 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:16,539 Centered on the point that you must make a dexterity saving throw. 682 00:30:17,339 --> 00:30:17,980 Oh, dear. 683 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,659 Donnie is immune to fire damage. 684 00:30:22,539 --> 00:30:23,339 So he's good. 685 00:30:23,339 --> 00:30:24,619 Can he just like eat it up? 686 00:30:26,059 --> 00:30:28,700 Can he just absorb it and make him stronger? 687 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,819 He just poops out an egg. 688 00:30:29,819 --> 00:30:30,619 Yeah, totally. 689 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:34,460 And then we can use that egg against him. 690 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,539 I got a 20. 691 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,259 Holy shit, that's a lot of dice. 692 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:44,220 It's a lot of dice. 693 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,180 So many dice. 694 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:47,259 Um, 14. 695 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:53,820 So the fireball erupts out from his hand and comes flying down towards you 696 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:58,860 and you all manage to succeed, but you still take half damage. 697 00:30:58,860 --> 00:30:59,820 Oh, God. 698 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:03,340 Still, though, with that many dice, that seems like very important half damage. 699 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:04,620 Oh, there's a lot of ones in here. 700 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:05,580 You might be lucky. 701 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:06,060 10. 702 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,660 Oh, did you roll a bunch of Amy's dice? 703 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,580 Yeah, 20. 704 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:11,980 Yeah, I see that stink eye, Amy. 705 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:12,539 30. 706 00:31:13,259 --> 00:31:15,259 I want 31. 707 00:31:15,259 --> 00:31:15,980 So half of 31. 708 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:22,539 So you have 15 fire damage flying out towards you. 709 00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:26,379 I'm not feeling so good, guys. 710 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,379 Hey there, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 711 00:31:32,379 --> 00:31:35,819 Thanks for joining us for episode 55 of Dumbgeons and Dragons. 712 00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:36,460 It's mine. 713 00:31:37,099 --> 00:31:40,779 Just want to start off by saying thank you to Jason from Take20D&D, 714 00:31:40,779 --> 00:31:42,460 another great tabletop RPG. 715 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:43,740 Livestream is what they do. 716 00:31:44,299 --> 00:31:45,339 You can check them out. 717 00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:46,539 Details down below. 718 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:48,779 But why I'm thanking you today, Jason, 719 00:31:48,779 --> 00:31:52,619 is you nominated us for the Alberta Roleplaying Game Awards. 720 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,740 Yeah, we're up for an award. 721 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,700 Can you believe it? 722 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,940 Which means we're going to be up for an award 723 00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:00,859 at IntrigueCon Tabletop Roleplaying Game Convention, 724 00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:05,500 which happens right where Amy and I are in Edmonton, Alberta, 725 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,980 on Saturday, October 13th. 726 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,500 It's a big awards ceremony. 727 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,619 It's a big panel. 728 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,460 So a whole bunch of stuff going on there. 729 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:15,260 We're really 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00:34:08,140 can be found in the description. 782 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:11,579 And the next full episode will be out Wednesday, October 3. 783 00:34:11,579 --> 00:34:14,780 But this weekend, we will also be releasing our next recap, 784 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,579 which will include everything in episodes 31, 785 00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:20,780 all the way up to this episode here, episode 55. 786 00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:22,380 Let's dive back into the observatory 787 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:24,380 and see what's happening with those adventures, though. 788 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,340 Have a great week. 789 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,059 We'll talk soon. 790 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,099 He begins to move backwards onto the balcony. 791 00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:36,460 And it's Flint's turn. 792 00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:37,259 I imagine he does. 793 00:34:38,139 --> 00:34:39,259 So Flint, you are. 794 00:34:39,259 --> 00:34:39,759 Hee hee. 795 00:34:44,539 --> 00:34:47,739 Flint, I've got you 20 feet from the base of the balcony. 796 00:34:47,739 --> 00:34:52,299 OK, how visible is he to me at the moment? 797 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,900 You can just see like the top of his hood. 798 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:02,219 And can we assume his head is under that hood? 799 00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:04,860 Maybe. 800 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:05,980 Unless he put it on a hook. 801 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,260 It's just a mannequin, you guys. 802 00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:14,700 You know, one of them hooks for helmets and hoods and whatnot. 803 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:15,200 A hood hook. 804 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:18,300 I'm going to climb on up there. 805 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:22,940 OK, so you get up, but that expends your movement. 806 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,059 And he is standing facing you. 807 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:29,099 And is he like taunting me? 808 00:35:29,099 --> 00:35:29,900 What's happening? 809 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,420 Oh, fucking double guns. 810 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,539 Got the double gun salute. 811 00:35:32,539 --> 00:35:33,039 Mm hmm. 812 00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:34,239 Damn. 813 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,139 Well, lucky my dwarven thrower flew back to my hand earlier 814 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:39,340 because I can still throw it at him. 815 00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:39,840 Hold. 816 00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:45,019 As you step up, he releases a magic missile towards you. 817 00:35:46,619 --> 00:35:51,099 Three magic missile bolts come and hit you. 818 00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:54,940 And you're going to take 11 points of force damage. 819 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:59,980 And you must also make a saving throw 820 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,659 so you don't fall backwards on your head. 821 00:36:01,739 --> 00:36:02,460 Or your butt. 822 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,699 Oh, the strength. 823 00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:05,259 Or your butt. 824 00:36:06,059 --> 00:36:06,859 Or my butt. 825 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,619 Could have fallen on my butt. 826 00:36:08,619 --> 00:36:09,339 That's a good point. 827 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:12,859 OK, so 17 and 4. 828 00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,539 That's 21 on the save. 829 00:36:15,179 --> 00:36:15,739 Yeah, so you don't fall backwards on your butt. 830 00:36:15,739 --> 00:36:17,500 And how many points of damage did you say I was taking? 831 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,940 It was 11, so. 832 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,440 11. 833 00:36:20,539 --> 00:36:22,859 OK, I'm going to use my second wind. 834 00:36:22,859 --> 00:36:23,500 Do it. 835 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,859 And regain myself some hit points in the meantime. 836 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:32,700 D10 has a 6 plus 11 because we're, no wait, 12. 837 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,460 So 6 and 12 is 18. 838 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,380 So I'm only going to take minus 7 points of damage. 839 00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:39,900 So I get to heal 7 points. 840 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:40,460 Hey. 841 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:41,180 That's how it works. 842 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:43,500 That's totally how it works. 843 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,460 That's math for you. 844 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:49,260 OK, so I'm still standing up on the ledge and he is within view. 845 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:51,900 And now you guys are just staring at each other. 846 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,420 Just like eyeballing each other. 847 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:54,380 Mm hmm. 848 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,019 Mm hmm. 849 00:36:55,019 --> 00:37:01,420 And I give them the double gun salute and and I throw the Dwarven thrower at him. 850 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:01,740 Do it. 851 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:02,300 Yet again. 852 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:03,980 Wow. 853 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,740 It's like he's daring me, you guys. 854 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,700 Double don't do it. 855 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,579 Oh, crit 20. 856 00:37:09,099 --> 00:37:09,579 He did it. 857 00:37:10,139 --> 00:37:15,420 You release the Dwarven thrower and it does how much damage? 858 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,059 Well, I have to roll that part. 859 00:37:18,059 --> 00:37:19,019 Well, roll it, man. 860 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:19,740 Like a million. 861 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,619 Just like a million. 862 00:37:20,619 --> 00:37:22,300 I was celebrating my crit 20. 863 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,099 Hang on, Ross. 864 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,099 We are not a crit 20 in a little while. 865 00:37:25,099 --> 00:37:26,059 In a long time. 866 00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:29,099 OK, holy shit. 867 00:37:29,099 --> 00:37:29,819 I just rolled. 868 00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:32,219 I should take a picture of this. 869 00:37:32,219 --> 00:37:35,500 I don't because I just rolled max damage. 870 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,299 So that is two eights. 871 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:42,460 So 16 plus two plus three is twenty one. 872 00:37:44,299 --> 00:37:44,940 Wow. 873 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,420 That was two like. 874 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:47,420 Did you cave in his chest with this hammer? 875 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:48,460 Amazing back to back rolls. 876 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:55,179 You you get up and you take these these magic missiles and you're like, fuck that shit, 877 00:37:55,179 --> 00:37:59,579 because they crush him off and I get my shit back and like, whatever. 878 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,220 That is what I say. 879 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,900 I always like to say, whatever. 880 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:09,260 And then you release your Dwarven thrower and it connects square in his sternum. 881 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:11,659 Blood erupts from his mouth. 882 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,699 And he like grabs on to it. 883 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,740 But the Dwarven thrower pulls him back with it. 884 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,700 Oh, that's a mistake. 885 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:20,940 Yeah. 886 00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:27,340 And it throws him into the room as you hold on to the Dwarven thrower 887 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,300 and he bounces off the telescope and falls to the ground. 888 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:34,620 Like that guy in Titanic that fell off the fun landed on the propeller. 889 00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:37,180 Oh, totally like that guy. 890 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:37,820 Good visual. 891 00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:40,380 Very undignified death he just had there. 892 00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:40,780 It is. 893 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:46,220 But he is lying dead on the ground inside the observatory. 894 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:52,460 I pad over and I with my winter wolf teeth pick up the. 895 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:58,860 The oh my God, the sand hourglass. 896 00:38:58,860 --> 00:38:59,260 Thank you. 897 00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:02,220 It's my wolf brain. 898 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,860 So it says like, I'm going to grab this sand thingy 899 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:08,460 and I and I pick up the sand thing and I pad over to 900 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,540 I think New Laura's closest to me and I go. 901 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,740 OK, I take it. 902 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:18,460 Is that other guy visible now who we killed before? 903 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:25,580 Oh, yeah, as as the life leaves what looks like a very high level cultist 904 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:32,540 individual, the guts of the other invisible person are now strewn about. 905 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,660 All over everything. 906 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:35,100 They're all over everything. 907 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:38,060 Like you're like, I didn't think I was covered in blood, but actually. 908 00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:39,500 Turns out I'm covered in gore. 909 00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:39,900 Yeah. 910 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:46,300 Oh, wait, could that could that guy who cast the spell see all the gore on me? 911 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,659 Because that would have been not the nice thing to see right before he died. 912 00:39:49,659 --> 00:39:55,500 Yeah, you see, there was a look of a little bit of look of like in his eyes. 913 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,460 Like, don't touch me. 914 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,260 That's my friend. 915 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,059 That was Harold. 916 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:00,539 Well, he had a family. 917 00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:01,500 He had a family. 918 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,219 He didn't even swing at you. 919 00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:05,099 I was on me. 920 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:07,579 He was just trying to put himself out. 921 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:08,460 He was on fire. 922 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,019 And then you whispered, this was your fault. 923 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:21,740 OK, everybody in the room with the dead body make a constitution. 924 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:26,860 Say, oh, Jesus, already trying to research how to how to. 925 00:40:30,059 --> 00:40:31,340 Tom, you're not technically in the room. 926 00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,619 You're still up on the balcony. 927 00:40:32,619 --> 00:40:33,260 Oh, sweet. 928 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,940 Well, should I still roll for Thaddeus, then? 929 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:35,659 Oh, yeah, sure. 930 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:36,860 OK. 931 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:39,500 Well, that was let's just con bonus. 932 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,620 Seven plus three. 933 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:42,220 So that is a 16. 934 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,740 Hey, twinsies. 935 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,860 Thea, you pat over and you grab the hourglass and you hand it to Nulara and Nulara 936 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:56,780 and Thaddeus, you feel drawn to the body that just fell into the room. 937 00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:01,820 You begin to without knowing why both of you walk over 938 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:09,100 and you see on his on his belt a dagger. 939 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:13,740 I mean, it looks simple enough, but you feel compelled to pick it up. 940 00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,620 Am I just watching them like? 941 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:19,660 Well, they're like walking over, seemingly looking at the body, 942 00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:23,100 which I mean, for adventurers, I mean, usually people loop bodies. 943 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,260 So we don't usually bother. 944 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:29,100 But too classy for that, which seems hard to believe. 945 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,940 I mean, when you put it that way. 946 00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:33,420 Well, we know we're on a time constraint right now. 947 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:34,940 So, yeah. 948 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:37,900 OK, so we're like both going to reach for it at the same time. 949 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:41,099 It's going to be like a real meat cute in the grocery store situation or what? 950 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:42,139 I don't know. 951 00:41:42,139 --> 00:41:44,059 You tell you tell me how meat cute it is. 952 00:41:44,619 --> 00:41:48,300 Yeah, Thaddeus is going to reach down for this dagger and pick it up. 953 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:52,300 Thaddeus, I I actually would really like to have that dagger. 954 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,820 Well, tough. 955 00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:54,619 It's mine. 956 00:41:54,619 --> 00:41:58,940 He's got really long arms and he like holds it out on her forehead and she like can't reach. 957 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,220 He touches her face. 958 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,300 I mean, he's he's pretty tall. 959 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,260 How tall? 960 00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:06,220 I would like to know. 961 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:09,659 But I am a short person who has fallen victim to this many times. 962 00:42:11,179 --> 00:42:11,980 Not a short. 963 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:15,019 I will not suffer these indignities once again. 964 00:42:15,019 --> 00:42:16,619 I mean, unless she has to. 965 00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:18,460 In which case, he's only 5'11". 966 00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,579 Well, she's 5'10". 967 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,019 So fuck right off. 968 00:42:21,019 --> 00:42:25,340 She tries to grab it from him because he is not too far away from her. 969 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:27,179 But if he's holding it like all the way. 970 00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:27,740 Yeah, all right. 971 00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:28,220 That's fine. 972 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,980 Yeah, so I guess we're like fighting over this thing. 973 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,340 I don't know what's happening here. 974 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:38,140 Thaddeus, you feel within the dagger. 975 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:43,900 You feel like a very heavy pull between good and evil. 976 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:53,980 And you catch a quick glimpse of the dagger and you see two red gems begin to glow 977 00:42:54,699 --> 00:42:58,539 and a gleam of red around the edge of the blade. 978 00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:01,659 And you hear a voice inside your head and it says, 979 00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:07,420 Yes, yes, I am yours and you are with me. 980 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:11,340 Do what you can and I will be yours forever. 981 00:43:12,619 --> 00:43:14,059 Do I see the red glow? 982 00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:15,820 Like, I feel like I'm just watching this, like. 983 00:43:16,619 --> 00:43:18,059 Make a perception check. 984 00:43:18,059 --> 00:43:20,300 Why are you guys being children about this fucking dagger? 985 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,980 Like, it's just a fucking dagger. 986 00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,099 Oh, I don't see shit. 987 00:43:23,099 --> 00:43:23,900 No, you're too. 988 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:30,059 You're too drawn in by just them fighting over this dagger that they've picked off of this body. 989 00:43:30,059 --> 00:43:30,940 You're more primal. 990 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:32,219 You're like Wolfie, right? 991 00:43:32,219 --> 00:43:32,860 It makes sense. 992 00:43:33,579 --> 00:43:38,860 So you feel a strong urge to fight for this dagger. 993 00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:41,019 Okay. 994 00:43:43,739 --> 00:43:44,539 He's looking through this. 995 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,380 I feel like Thaddeus is a wily vet. 996 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:48,380 Like, he's going to want to make the first move here. 997 00:43:50,619 --> 00:43:52,539 Also, I'm almost dead, so am I as well. 998 00:43:52,539 --> 00:43:53,340 Oh, my God. 999 00:43:57,019 --> 00:43:58,539 He's going to cast. 1000 00:43:58,539 --> 00:43:59,340 Let's see here. 1001 00:44:00,219 --> 00:44:03,820 Hang on where I saw it a second ago. 1002 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:07,019 And now mass healing word on everyone. 1003 00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:10,860 Yay twist, right? 1004 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,739 Real dick move. 1005 00:44:13,739 --> 00:44:14,779 He hates that dagger. 1006 00:44:15,659 --> 00:44:17,259 No, yeah, he's not going to cast anything. 1007 00:44:17,259 --> 00:44:19,739 He's just going to try and kind of like back away 1008 00:44:19,739 --> 00:44:21,900 and keep the dagger like a far away from. 1009 00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:23,340 Laura, as he can. 1010 00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:28,699 Thaddeus, I really I just I've never asked you for anything before. 1011 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:31,259 I just want the dagger. 1012 00:44:31,259 --> 00:44:32,779 Can't you just give it to me? 1013 00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:33,659 I know. 1014 00:44:33,659 --> 00:44:35,500 No, it's it's my dagger. 1015 00:44:36,139 --> 00:44:42,059 Make a persuasion check against Thaddeus is constitution. 1016 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:47,099 Yeah, well, I'm not very charismatic, so don't worry. 1017 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:49,659 That was only a nine. 1018 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,699 So that is a seven. 1019 00:44:54,699 --> 00:44:55,199 What? 1020 00:44:56,059 --> 00:44:57,579 You're like, give me the fucking dagger. 1021 00:44:57,579 --> 00:44:59,980 And he's like, well, she's very she makes. 1022 00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:04,300 Well, she's really she's got a lot of pros and cons on this list, but. 1023 00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:07,259 Laura won on that. 1024 00:45:07,259 --> 00:45:13,099 So you feel you feel somewhat persuaded as Thaddeus to to give her this. 1025 00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:14,779 And then the dagger speaks up and says, 1026 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:19,340 if you give me to her, we will never be able to be friends again. 1027 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:25,340 And I there's like a tear in the corner of Thaddeus's eyes. 1028 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:28,059 He hands over the dagger that he can no longer be friends with. 1029 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:31,820 Goodbye, Stabby. 1030 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:33,019 I'll miss you. 1031 00:45:35,019 --> 00:45:35,980 And he hands it over. 1032 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,460 OK, I take it. 1033 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:43,900 And you feel the strongest urge to plunge it into Thaddeus. 1034 00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:47,740 And what do I do to counteract that? 1035 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,180 Constitution saving throw. 1036 00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:57,820 Feast and like I assume Flamikins Kins and and everyone is like just kind of. 1037 00:45:57,820 --> 00:45:59,900 Like this is happening very quickly, right? 1038 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:00,220 Yeah. 1039 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:02,140 Yeah, I imagine it would be very fast. 1040 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:05,660 Yeah, not how we're stumbling through it slowly. 1041 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:07,980 So that was a six. 1042 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:09,740 Solid. 1043 00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:14,300 I'm going to say make an attack roll and then you can react in a way that. 1044 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:14,940 Oh, I can. 1045 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,420 OK, let her make the attack roll first. 1046 00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:20,059 Because I don't feel like I'd sit there and let my friends stab each other. 1047 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:21,740 So 19. 1048 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,500 Can I react to that before she actually ends up stabbing him? 1049 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,940 Or does she stab him first? 1050 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:29,659 No, give me your reaction and I'll tell you. 1051 00:46:29,659 --> 00:46:36,460 I want to like jump at her and like essentially like pounce on her. 1052 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,780 I'm not trying to hurt her, but I'm trying to get her to 1053 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:41,180 not kill the one guy who's been healing us whole fucking time. 1054 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,700 Also, we've been through this before, right? 1055 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,300 You you have a weak mind. 1056 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,500 You get mind attacked all the time. 1057 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:51,659 You're always attacking us. 1058 00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:53,820 I think we've all done it, haven't we? 1059 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:55,820 I don't think I've ever turned on you guys. 1060 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:59,019 I think I've always been turned on and I think inside. 1061 00:46:59,019 --> 00:47:00,700 I think for sure you have. 1062 00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:01,740 I think so, yeah. 1063 00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:03,900 If so, I've pushed it so far down. 1064 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,260 I mean, it really doesn't matter. 1065 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,260 I want to jump on her. 1066 00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:09,180 It's definitely happened to me before. 1067 00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:12,380 Make that next damage check as your wolf. 1068 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:20,860 You begin to pull back, going to stab Thaddeus and Thea. 1069 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:24,220 Takes a dump. 1070 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,820 Jess is like, hold on. 1071 00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:29,660 I need to take a big wolf shit right here. 1072 00:47:33,099 --> 00:47:34,059 Don't look at me. 1073 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:35,660 I start just eating the dead body. 1074 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:35,980 Okay. 1075 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,420 I forget entirely what I'm doing. 1076 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:41,420 Thea begins to run towards you, but she's not fast enough. 1077 00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:44,300 Even though she should have a high dexterity as a wolf. 1078 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:47,740 Even though I'm right beside you and also a giant creature somehow. 1079 00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:50,780 And in a moment that he hands the weapon to you, 1080 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:54,139 you have this feeling and you drive it into his chest. 1081 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,700 And it goes through his armor into his heart. 1082 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:19,900 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 1083 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:22,220 Why are you barking, Paisley? 1084 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:23,820 For Kyle. 1085 00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:25,260 Did you lose your bone? 1086 00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,500 No, she hit it because that's what she was trying to do. 1087 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:30,619 She hit it because it's new and she's weird. 1088 00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:35,019 I bet you it's literally in plain view in a corner somewhere. 1089 00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:36,619 And she'll be like, I did such a good job. 1090 00:48:36,619 --> 00:48:37,579 Don't tell her that. 1091 00:48:37,579 --> 00:48:38,940 They're never going to find it. 1092 00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:42,460 What if Amy's been like long conning us this whole time 1093 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:45,820 and she's really good at rolling dice, but she's purposely rolling low. 1094 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:48,940 And at some point, she's going to introduce some sort of betting element. 1095 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:51,099 And then, oh, shit. 1096 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:52,700 Well, you've ruined it. 1097 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:56,300 I mean, none of us have any money, so I don't know who she. 1098 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,260 Cool hand Amy. 1099 00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,300 That's why we call her that. 1100 00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,099 That's true. 1101 00:48:59,099 --> 00:48:59,820 Right. 1102 00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,579 Okay, so that's six, 12. 1103 00:49:01,579 --> 00:49:04,059 My D8 rolled a six for him. 1104 00:49:04,059 --> 00:49:05,659 We used the blue one. 1105 00:49:05,659 --> 00:49:07,340 24, roll again. 1106 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:09,260 And an eight. 1107 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,740 It just rolled an eight, you guys. 1108 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,940 I'm going to be real, real unwell, guys. 1109 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:17,900 You have another 12 turns. 1110 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:22,780 Sorry, I'm in the mood where like when it was still Carla's turn, 1111 00:49:22,780 --> 00:49:28,620 I was like, oh my God, it's still Carla's turn. 1112 00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:32,539 And it's that much worse because I'm literally the bottom of the barrel today. 1113 00:49:32,539 --> 00:49:34,059 You're going to love this, Amy. 1114 00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:35,260 You're going to love my turn. 1115 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,460 I'm so ready. 1116 00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:37,579 Thaddeus's turn, then. 1117 00:49:38,139 --> 00:49:38,539 Oh, good. 1118 00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:39,179 It's me again. 1119 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:42,940 Until these NPCs die. 1120 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:44,059 It's still Tom's turn. 1121 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,099 It's still my turn, Amy. 1122 00:49:47,099 --> 00:49:48,300 Shut up. 1123 00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:53,019 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.